I hate mayonaise. It's the most vile substance every created. I don't understand how anyone can like this stuff. It's nasty. I don't put it on my sandwiches and people always say, "how can you eat a sandwich like that?" And I say, "How can you eat a sandwich with vommit cream on it?" It's disgusting. I think it's funny also how people will tell me to try miricle whip, because "It tastes better than mayonaise." OK maybe, but to know that, you'd have to like mayonaise in the first place to compare it to miracle whip. They're both the same type of taste, and that type is repulsive. Then there is people who just eat mayonaise sandwiches. In other words, two slices of bread, and enough mayonaise to fill in between...

Excuse me, I just threw up. Anyways, if you like mayonaise, you're entitled to your opinion. However, you have been manipulated some how into believing that it's good, cuz it's not. It's gross. Seriously... gross.