So the other day, I'm in class minding my own business, not paying attention to the teacher as usual, and I noticed something repugnant. I look at the back of the gentleman sitting in front of me, to notice the brilliance of his T-Shirt. It was advertising a social gathering of a local brotherhood of friends, sometimes referred to as a fraternity. They were to meet at a local pub in the area. The bottom of the shirt had so clever a pun, I feel compelled to share it with you all. It said, and I quote, “18 to cum, 21 to swallow.” Oh it is so delightful the way fraternity and sorority members strive for humor on their outerwear. Not to mention how I can’t get rid of the giggles whenever I happen to view a shirt advertising a Luau party by the phrase, “Wanna get leid?” Oh it cracks me up every time. I don’t know why anyone would question a fraternity or sorority’s maturity level after seeing how much thought they put into their weekly t-shirts. Also, the rumor about them only being there for alcohol and sex is a horrible assumption. So if you’ll excuse me, I must find a fraternity or sorority social, a gathering of intelligent beings who donate to charity and are set up to achieve greater holds on life… oh and also, where people enjoy getting leid from time to time.