I hate...

Thursday, August 31, 2006

...this song...

Do yo chain hang low,
Do it wobble to da flo,
Do it shine in da light,
Iz it platinum, iz it gold?
Could you throw it ova ya shoulda,
If you hot it make you cold,
Do ya chain hang low?

Iz that yo chain?
Bout 24 inches
Iz how low I let it hang,
Hop out the ride and let the diamonds
Smoke off the range,
Just bought a chain,
You can tell a big kid
Do his thang,
You kno the name

Yea yea yea yeeeaah..
I'm hot kid
Chain so low,
You would think diamonds never stop it,
And it's funny cuz you could never stop it,
A bunch of rocks on my hand,
And I ain't even on the block yet,
Chrome white gold sorta
Golden like my Tims,
And my chain hang 24 inches like the rims,
Diamonds all blown up,
Sorta like a pimp,
So when the light hit the ice,
It start glissin off the tims (Off the tims)

My chain hang,
All it do iz blang blang,
Half blue, half red,
Like my diamonds gang bang
And I don't even thank
That we even on the same page
Charms so heavy
They couldn't lift it
Till the crane came



(Chain) Yea yea yea yeeeeaa
I'm so icy (Do yo chain?)
Charms so heavy
That my neck don't like me (Do yo chain?)
And no no no itz not a game (Do yo chain?)
The size ?? (Do, do, do, do, do, do yo chain?)
(It's nothin!) Diamonds iz nothing to me (Do yo chain?)
Especially when I'm dressin up,
Itz justa button to me (Bling!) (Could you throw it ova ya shoulda?)
And not to mention my teeth
Cuz dey color coordinate,
Complimenting the teeth (All rite)
So check out my swag,
Diamondz red white and blue,
Like the american flag, (The boy so colorful!) (Do yo chain?)
And see I got that nice green,
My money I spend on jewels,
I call it my ice cream, (Chain, Chain, Chain)
My music give you a black eye,
Cuz of the beating,
They think I am a mutant,
They way a boy is beasting, (Chain, Chain, Chain)
??
You would call it cheating,
The boys always around,
Like it's a meeting

Iz that yo chain? (Do yo chain?)
Bout 24 inches
Iz how low I let it hang, (Do yo chain?)
Hop out the ride and let the diamonds
Smoke off the range, (Do yo chain?)
Just bought a chain,
You can tell a big kid
Do his thang, (Do yo chain?)
You kno the name
(Do, do, do, do, do, do yo chain?)


I couldn't make that up. Not even SNL could write a better skit, but this is an actual song that someone thought was cool when writing it. Seriously! What really upsets me is that they're making money off of this song and people probably love them for it. Flock to the store to buy their album. Man I should've gone to college to be a rap artist.