...when people "tailgate. Not the event which one gets drunk outside the stadium before a game so that they end up forgetting why they came there and don't even watch the game. I'm talking about when you are driving and someone tails you right on your bumper. I hate that. There is another lane for you to pass in, and even if it's blocked, does it make you feel better letting me know that I'm not fast enough for you? You feel big because you can follow me real close. Wow, you're awesome; so awesome that I want to hurt you. Honestly, you're the one being a bad driver. I could slam on my brakes, have you run into me, and then you would pay for the damage on my car and yours as well. I don't know why people think driving in a car is totally safe for you to drive like a moron. If I'm going too slow for you, then just go around me. That's why roads have more than one lane. And if there is only one lane, just back off a little and wait until you can pass. I'm gonna tell you a secret so listen closely. Tailing someone closer doesn't make their car disappear. I know it's hard to believe, but one day when you get that brain from the wizard, you'll realize how stupid you are and ask the lion to eat your legs off while the tin man pees on your face.